Boredom on a Time Crunch

THE STUPID TEST
just to clue you in on what you're dealing with...

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door many times.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x]You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself, laughed, then watched people give you weird looks.
So far: 3

[x] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (thank you Ray Lapoint)
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing it.
So far: 8

[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit .
[ ]You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You've never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
So far: 10

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
So far: 13

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math
So far: 16

[x] You have eaten a bug
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
[x] You have ran around naked in your house. (yes, underwear counts)
So far: 21

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[x] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
So far: 23

[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
[x] The phrase "ummmmm" is used many times a day.
[ ] you've checked at least twice to see if you counted the correct number of "x"s.
TOTAL: 25


You know your bad when you fill out stupid test things like this when you know you should be getting into the car to go to work right now. C'est la vie!